rules of dating

March 2nd, 2007 § 1 comment

#1: each time you call her, you lengthen the ETS (estimated time of success) by twice the amount of time, since your last meeting.
#2: each time you ‘happen to meet her’, you shorten the ETS by half of the amount of time  since your last meeting.

#3: natural disasters help only if you are both drunk.

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