
1) Imagine a crossing, rather large one, with an pedestrians island in the center and a rather major underground station nearby. Now imagine a metal wall in the middle, with a metal roof. A nice piece of metal in the middle of a frequent road crossing. Now imagine a nice reddish sign saying “Urinators”.
2) I was buying a cake today. I asked what kind it was. The guy looked at me as if I was an alien, and said simply: “there’s nothing inside. This is French.”